Record Breaking

Today, while yet another record is being broke, I started to think of all the records that have been broken in just a few months of my life. No I did not out run Usain Bolt, or sell millions of records more then J Lo. But in the last 3 months I have had quite a few records broken.
~We had one of the coldest Mays on record, thus the reason for the flood, because the Ice didn't melt.
~We had the latest Yukon River Break up on Record. That date being May 26th in Galena
~We had the biggest Flood in Galena history. The 100 year mark has been moved to this years flood mark.
~We had the costliest disaster in Galena history. Where every family, every home has felt that cost!
~We had one of the Hottest June on record. Temps reached to around 95. I know compared to Texas or Arizona that is nothing, but when you consider our LOWEST temp is -68degrees.... it really is something.
~We had (and have) the worst Mosquito Population on record
~We have had the wettest June on record for Puerto Rico
~We have followed that with the wettest July on Record in Puerto Rico
~Today we past the record of most rain in 24 hours since 1944. 10 inches in a matter of about 5 hours
~This leading to some of the worst flooding people have seen in a while.

All this to say is I AM TIRED OF RECORD BREAKING! Please, I really don't care to hold any more records! I am totally OK with being average.