Things that make me wonder in airports.
-Why do airplane bathrooms have to be so tight?
-And why does it rearrange your hair style when you flush the toilet. I feel like I get skinnier every time I flush!
-Why do I end up EVERY time in front of those annoying people that talk about aliens, what it's like to live in a legal marajuana state, mt. Everest being the tallest mountain in Africa and the ones who kick, pull, hit or stand over your seat to talk to their buddy!
-why don't people relax and laugh at jokes when the piolet says "This is a non stop flight to Hawaii!" Really people lighten up! Who really wouldn't take a free trip to Hawaii? I cheered and got the evil eye from many! Sunny Hawaii or rainy Seattle... Hmmm let me think about that one!
-Why do people wait the entire flight to pee and then decide right when we are landing that they have to go?
- why do people still try to pack their hairspray, knifes, cigarette lighters through security? These have not been allowed since 2001 the rules have not changed and TSA are still going to take them away.... Even if it is your favorite kind of hair spray!
-And speaking of TSA why can't you get patted down by the cute guy and not the one that is scary and could break you in half? Not that I got searched but the lady in front of me did. Glad I have kids that have the cuteness factored in.
-Why do women dress like super models to fly? Those 4 in heels got to kill and could be used as a deadly weapon!
-Why do airplane bathrooms have to be so tight?
-And why does it rearrange your hair style when you flush the toilet. I feel like I get skinnier every time I flush!
-Why do I end up EVERY time in front of those annoying people that talk about aliens, what it's like to live in a legal marajuana state, mt. Everest being the tallest mountain in Africa and the ones who kick, pull, hit or stand over your seat to talk to their buddy!
- why are there parents that can let their kid throw a tantrum the whole flight and let them scream bloody murder the whole night without the kid getting a darn good spanking? Seriously after the flight other people were thanking me for having such great fliers that didn't complain, whine or cry.... Even after the weeks we have been through!
-why don't people relax and laugh at jokes when the piolet says "This is a non stop flight to Hawaii!" Really people lighten up! Who really wouldn't take a free trip to Hawaii? I cheered and got the evil eye from many! Sunny Hawaii or rainy Seattle... Hmmm let me think about that one!
-Why do people wait the entire flight to pee and then decide right when we are landing that they have to go?
- why do people still try to pack their hairspray, knifes, cigarette lighters through security? These have not been allowed since 2001 the rules have not changed and TSA are still going to take them away.... Even if it is your favorite kind of hair spray!
-And speaking of TSA why can't you get patted down by the cute guy and not the one that is scary and could break you in half? Not that I got searched but the lady in front of me did. Glad I have kids that have the cuteness factored in.
So these are some things I wonder about when I fly? Do you Ever wonder things like this?
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